azz eaters

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Originally Posted by Handandsom

Always somebody who wants to mess it up for the rest of us. :cool:
But getting it from the vessel is no different i.e HEAD games. Must we! No pipe is ever totally cleaned. Besides either you like butt-butter or sCum jelly they both are somewhat near and dear to both buns???? :eek:

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I'm not messing up anything that you want to do!:rolleyes: If you like the taste of shit, chow down! All you Bum-Hole lickers can unite and march for your common cause! I made a personal comment about those who like the brown spread! I see it bothers you because you like to belch, raw methane in a crowded elevator when others find it reprehensible. If you want to eat from the dirty trough, that's your business! However, I find it puzzling you'd slip a condom over your dick so you won't get "Do-Do" on the helmet of the little soldier, but you'll stick your tongue in the ultimate sewer pipe! You can make all the justifiable excuses you want, but you are still eating shit, plain pure and simple! Anyway, cum is not waste material, so it is not worth comparing it to fecal "salad dressing!" I hope your friends won't smoke the blunt after you've had it!
My dog will get a disease called Pyrovirus if he eats another dog's fecal matter which will kill him! But, he's a so-called dumb animal, so what's your excuse? Oh, I forgot you are of free will, with a superior brain, so you can eat shit if you want! Eat up! But, keep plenty of Charmin handy and Altoids with Ritz crackers, for, you know, crowded elevators!:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by TVSURFER

I'm not messing up anything that you want to do!:rolleyes: If you like the taste of shit, chow down! All you Bum-Hole lickers can unite and march for your common cause! I made a personal comment about those who like the brown spread! I see it bothers you because you like to belch, raw methane in a crowded elevator when others find it reprehensible. If you want to eat from the dirty trough, that's your business! However, I find it puzzling you'd slip a condom over your dick so you won't get "Do-Do" on the helmet of the little soldier, but you'll stick your tongue in the ultimate sewer pipe! You can make all the justifiable excuses you want, but you are still eating shit, plain pure and simple! Anyway, cum is not waste material, so it is not worth comparing it to fecal "salad dressing!" I hope your friends won't smoke the blunt after you've had it!
My dog will get a disease called Pyrovirus if he eats another dog's fecal matter which will kill him! But, he's a so-called dumb animal, so what's your excuse? Oh, I forgot you are of free will, with a superior brain, so you can eat shit if you want! Eat up! But, keep plenty of Charmin handy and Altoids with Ritz crackers, for, you know, crowded elevators!:rolleyes:
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Oh is that what the condom is for??? I thought for some superior-brained reason it was to ward off the evils of fornication. It's not that puzzling nor bothersom about my likes or dislikes. We all "DO da DO" one way or the other, unless you perp'n the front= so whats your excuse?:cool: Why do you play in the brown spread :) i like that term.

For the record, if a girl douches with an enema to remove obstructions followed by a freshening summers eve, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Maybe some microscopic particles are there I don't know but u won't see smell or taste anything. This completely clears the rectum and anus and if a girl knows she's seeing u she will often times eat very little if at all thus leaving the intestines free from newly processed materials. I'm sure the gentlemen would quickly shy away at the mere hint of any stagnant aromas. Once clean until she eats again she should remain clean and springtime fresh and ready for consumption

Eat up fellas!

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Originally Posted by Handandsom

Oh is that what the condom is for??? I thought for some superior-brained reason it was to ward off the evils of fornication. It's not that puzzling nor bothersom about my likes or dislikes. We all "DO da DO" one way or the other, unless you perp'n the front= so whats your excuse?:cool: Why do you play in the brown spread :) i like that term.

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I made a comment on Mud Butt eaters and the one with the guilty conscience spoke up! You will break under questioning! Eat up brotha!
Oh, by the way, condoms has on two uses;1. To prevent pregnancies; 2. Prevention of STD's. But you knew that already, right? Get original with your own material, brown spread is my copyright!:cool:
Chow down, homie! Chow down!:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Skye

For the record, if a girl douches with an enema to remove obstructions followed by a freshening summers eve, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Maybe some microscopic particles are there I don't know but u won't see smell or taste anything. This completely clears the rectum and anus and if a girl knows she's seeing u she will often times eat very little if at all thus leaving the intestines free from newly processed materials. I'm sure the gentlemen would quickly shy away at the mere hint of any stagnant aromas. Once clean until she eats again she should remain clean and springtime fresh and ready for consumption

Eat up fellas!

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The small intestines are about 20 feet long and is constantly moving digested food to the colon, which is constantly compacting newly formed feces through it to the anal region! A douche only removes about five to six inches of fecal matter until the colon contracts to move more downward! Eat up fellas!
What ever floats ya boat, honey!
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The butt'um line fellas is it's risky behavior. Hepatitis and other nasty bugs and parasites can be transmitted that way. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Tony Vee

The butt'um line fellas is it's risky behavior. Hepatitis and other nasty bugs and parasites can be transmitted that way. :eek:

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My point exactly ITS all risky. :cool:
Just like SIN, there is none worst than the other, despite what we all may think.

Anything that shits ain't gettin' my spit. :cool:

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Originally Posted by TVSURFER

I made a comment on Mud Butt eaters and the one with the guilty conscience spoke up! You will break under questioning! Eat up brotha!
Oh, by the way, condoms has on two uses;1. To prevent pregnancies; 2. Prevention of STD's. But you knew that already, right? Get original with your own material, brown spread is my copyright!:cool:
Chow down, homie! Chow down!:rolleyes:
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Oh I'm just trying to clear the air like an enema and a summers eve (courtesy Skye.INC):) Comment?? or assumption??? "eating shit" is a different fetish. I am an assman and proud of it :p:cool: So guilty I am, cause i'ma eat. Like a pimp with a broken down hoe "Get Yo Ass Up".

BTW: Condoms have many uses if we like to go at it like that cause we do in fact use it to keep the shit off, but there is only one purpose it has and that fact is pending what book you believe/read and how you derive your equation.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Handandsom

Oh I'm just trying to clear the air like an enema and a summers eve (courtesy Skye.INC):) Comment?? or assumption??? "eating shit" is a different fetish. I am an assman and proud of it :p:cool: So guilty I am, cause i'ma eat.

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Altoid or Tidy Bowl cake?
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You cats are funny! How did a post about people who like eating ass turn into this?!? Ass eaters, Stand up! non ass eaters, This aint your thread. How hard can that be? Is this forum in that much need of drama these days? Surfer! You know your my dude 100%. But really!?! Is it that serious? We all know that no one takes life advice from these forums, so why go through the hassle. I have eaten plenty pussy and licked plenty ass, That is not about to stop. If you dealing with someone who smells like they dont wash, thats on you! Whatever you do, and whoever you do it with, be careful. On another note, anyone who can stick theire toungue more than six inches into anything! needs to have Remy there to tape it! lol... This started as a simple thread, lets not turn it into something unnecessary please!

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Originally Posted by nycguy

You cats are funny! How did a post about people who like eating ass turn into this?!? Ass eaters, Stand up! non ass eaters, This aint your thread. How hard can that be? Is this forum in that much need of drama these days? Surfer! You know your my dude 100%. But really!?! Is it that serious? We all know that no one takes life advice from these forums, so why go through the hassle. I have eaten plenty pussy and licked plenty ass, That is not about to stop. If you dealing with someone who smells like they dont wash, thats on you! Whatever you do, and whoever you do it with, be careful. On another note, anyone who can stick theire toungue more than six inches into anything! needs to have Remy there to tape it! lol... This started as a simple thread, lets not turn it into something unnecessary please!

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C'mon nycguy, the drama comes from the other side of the fence. I believe all the comments were pertinent to the subject of the thread. We all hide behind our keyboards and avatars, so comments are going to be made. You've made comment on this thread and it seem as though you couldn't resist to throw your pitch! However, this one covered a few bases without a designated hitter! I thought it was necessary to throw my curve ball! Isn’t that what a forum is about? Others chimed in on the unsanitary aspects of the practice; some even tried to "clean" it up! Levity:D was part of this ballgame, too!
Did you see the link seanchai put up (http://www.1priest1nun.com/) about the fecal feast? If you haven't, check it out! That’s analogous to what this thread is all about; ass licking is extreme as ass eating; they both use the same bath water!
If anyone finds nobility in staining their tongues with excrement, as I've said in some of my replies, they should eat up! All the drama is in your town: On Broadway!:D
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LOVES IT EITHER WAY IT CUMS

I can also give it as good as I take it.

http://video2.xtube.com/watch.php?v_...&preview_flag=

http://www.Rude.com/v/lUPcu2qtO9H

Uh....look at the camera, hon, not the mirror I mean monitor....:cool:

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Originally Posted by TVSURFER

C'mon nycguy, the drama comes from the other side of the fence. I believe all the comments were pertinent to the subject of the thread. We all hide behind our keyboards and avatars, so comments are going to be made. You've made comment on this thread and it seem as though you couldn't resist to throw your pitch! However, this one covered a few bases without a designated hitter! I thought it was necessary to throw my curve ball! Isn’t that what a forum is about? Others chimed in on the unsanitary aspects of the practice; some even tried to "clean" it up! Levity:D was part of this ballgame, too!
Did you see the link seanchai put up (http://www.1priest1nun.com/) about the fecal feast? If you haven't, check it out! That’s analogous to what this thread is all about; ass licking is extreme as ass eating; they both use the same bath water!
If anyone finds nobility in staining their tongues with excrement, as I've said in some of my replies, they should eat up! All the drama is in your town: On Broadway!:D
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I don't hide behind anything, I show my face proudly!! I did think the jokes were a little 'ewwww' but I got a laugh out of them just the same. Do your thing Surfer. lol

I had a ex-girlfriend eat my ass once, but as far as me, I am not eating any ass at all. I would have to be totally in love with somebody to do that. I do not even eat pussy without fucking the girl first. I never eat a girl out the first time I hit it. I gotta smell it first.

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Originally Posted by TVSURFER

C'mon nycguy, the drama comes from the other side of the fence. I believe all the comments were pertinent to the subject of the thread. We all hide behind our keyboards and avatars, so comments are going to be made. You've made comment on this thread and it seem as though you couldn't resist to throw your pitch! However, this one covered a few bases without a designated hitter! I thought it was necessary to throw my curve ball! Isn’t that what a forum is about? Others chimed in on the unsanitary aspects of the practice; some even tried to "clean" it up! Levity:D was part of this ballgame, too!
Did you see the link seanchai put up (http://www.1priest1nun.com/) about the fecal feast? If you haven't, check it out! That’s analogous to what this thread is all about; ass licking is extreme as ass eating; they both use the same bath water!
If anyone finds nobility in staining their tongues with excrement, as I've said in some of my replies, they should eat up! All the drama is in your town: On Broadway!:D
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Lol.. I think I'll pass on the fecal munching video. Not my thing. If that was what this thread was about then I was in the wrong room. Still! shit eating and salad tossing is two very different things. I'm not trying to convince you that sticking your tounge clavical deep into someones ass is healthy, I'm just saying, Getting your salad tossed feels good. If you like ass, you most likely would like a little face pie once in a while. And just as you wouldn't eat some all day sweaty pussy, No one would eat muddy ass unless thats what they like. Totally not the same ass a passionate oxygen depleting face dive! lol....:D

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Originally Posted by nycguy

Lol.. I think I'll pass on the fecal munching video. Not my thing. If that was what this thread was about then I was in the wrong room. Still! shit eating and salad tossing is two very different things. I'm not trying to convince you that sticking your tounge clavical deep into someones ass is healthy, I'm just saying, Getting your salad tossed feels good. If you like ass, you most likely would like a little face pie once in a while. And just as you wouldn't eat some all day sweaty pussy, No one would eat muddy ass unless thats what they like. Totally not the same ass a passionate oxygen depleting face dive! lol....:D

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Appropriately noted, 'guy!
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LOL @ MUDDY ASS:p

I'm not even gonna front, get a banging TS shorty in front of me, spread her eagle and I'm gonna put in a workout on that ass. By the time daddy is done, she's not going to need any lube, ya heard.

One of the many reasons I'm attracted to transsexuals is I love ass, so it only makes sense. Love them shorties that work them hips, grinding all up in your face, gettin buck wild on a brotha.

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Originally Posted by BlkMuscleTop

I'm not even gonna front, get a banging TS shorty in front of me, spread her eagle and I'm gonna put in a workout on that ass. By the time daddy is done, she's not going to need any lube, ya heard.

One of the many reasons I'm attracted to transsexuals is I love ass, so it only makes sense. Love them shorties that work them hips, grinding all up in your face, gettin buck wild on a brotha.

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Spoken like a (T)rue (S)layer luva. This is how we do, I couldn't have them any other way.

NO DIGGIDY NO DOUBT. :cool:
"I LIKE THE WAY SHE WORKS"
"I WANT TO BAG IT UP"

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Originally Posted by Handandsom

Spoken like a (T)rue (S)layer luva. This is how we do, I couldn't have them any other way.

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Hey no doubt brotha, either way I'm gonna get mines. Nothing like a nice round fem queen butt to get me going.

I'm a proud ass eater.
My lady is on point and don't get to eating until she's done douching.
My favorite position is her on all fours face down, back arched so her ass is angled up in the air. I tongue fuck her,lick it, nibble on it and get turned on by her moaning, trembling as I eat. I've used whipped cream, honey, syrup...Aunt Jemima never taste so good:D
I've got to lick before i stick!
I've come home from work to her on all fours wiggling that ass...she loves it.

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Originally Posted by Mista_Q

I'm a proud ass eater.
My lady is on point and don't get to eating until she's done douching.
My favorite position is her on all fours face down, back arched so her ass is angled up in the air. I tongue fuck her,lick it, nibble on it and get turned on by her moaning, trembling as I eat. I've used whipped cream, honey, syrup...Ant Jemima never taste so good:D
I've got to lick before i stick!
I've come home from work to her on all fours wiggling that ass...she loves it.

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:mad:I envy you! "Come home to it", propped up on fours. I must admit that does sound quite thee appetizer. I don't have the luxury of a solid shorty, dare i say "YET". But if i did I would've tried all those condiments myself.:p


Another AZZ-EATER, Yes Sirrr "Stand-UP" and take a bow my friend.

In my experiences I've only done it to my ex GG girlfriend,
i loved it, she loved it, we used chocolate syrup and whip cream.
I'm an ass man so i can picture myself doing it again, but
itd have to be after a shower with said person lol

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Originally Posted by unknown5

In my experiences I've only done it to my ex GG girlfriend,
i loved it, she loved it, we used chocolate syrup and whip cream.
I'm an ass man so i can picture myself doing it again, but
itd have to be after a shower with said person lol

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At the "Shower, Bathtub, or sink (wrenchin off)", doesn't matter you have fullfilled the oath...................
We welcome you young TS-Walker, Stand up and take a bow :):cool:



I'm having too much fun with this thread:p

I would :cool:

i like u........lol

lol skye you crazy

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Originally Posted by TslovelyLuxury

i like u........lol

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That avatar looks like quite the appetizer right now. :p

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Originally Posted by Tony Vee

The butt'um line fellas is it's risky behavior. Hepatitis and other nasty bugs and parasites can be transmitted that way. :eek:

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I've had it done to me many times, and it does feel good, and it's one sure
fire way that the guy is gonna get some ass. ;)

But I don't reciporocate, because guys just aren't that conscientious about
their hygiene in that area, I'm also not into men's asses.

Couple that with the fact you can contract Hepatitis A, B, and C; Chlamydia,
gonorrhea, urinary tract infection, HPV, herpes, and conjunctivitis, means I
most definitely ain't going back there.

I'd recommend a dental dam, that way you can have the "cakes" and eat
them too.

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Originally Posted by TslovelyLuxury

i like u........lol

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Gracias amiga

shyt! i'll eat a girls ass g/g or tgirl like it's goin out of style!
luv to to have a girl on all fours jammin my tounge in her ass like a champ while im fingerin the pussy.
ass ...I mean as far as receiving ...hell yes! if you've never had a chick eat your ass while you stroke your cock then you haven't lived son!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by babyjesus

...I mean as far as receiving ...hell yes! if you've never had a chick eat your ass while you stroke your cock then you haven't lived son!!!!!!

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Yup.....co-sign. :D Esp if she can eat AND stroke 4 u....or eat AND massage balls while u stroke. I like fukkin with multi-taskers.....

sorry ...I got caught up in the moment but yes by all means I want a chick multitaskin on me!! lol

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Originally Posted by babyjesus

shyt! i'll eat a girls ass g/g or tgirl like it's goin out of style!
luv to to have a girl on all fours jammin my tounge in her ass like a champ while im fingerin the pussy.
ass ...I mean as far as receiving ...hell yes! if you've never had a chick eat your ass while you stroke your cock then you haven't lived son!!!!!!

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Having Old Dirty as your avatar is entirely appropriate. I could imagine him saying some crazy shit like this right now :rolleyes:. God rest his soul.

fyi...odb nicknamed himself babyjesus

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Originally Posted by babyjesus

fyi...odb nicknamed himself babyjesus

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Oh yea, well aware... Big Baby Jesus.

I'm guilty also.Not everybody gets a tongue lashing,But sometimes you get that good chemistry going on,and I can't resist.Not all that comfortable with it being done to me though.I only like fem, passable bottom or verstile BTg's.

For the most part im TOP but ill be honest if a guy starts to eat it and knows what he doing ...oh 9times out of ten im going to be hungry for the dick and jump right on it...!
LOL
JUST BEING HONEST!!!!