Some Of Your Worst Excort Experiences

Fellas, I'm curious to know about some of your worst experiences you've encountered,searching on the web for a BTG escort.I only like Bottom, or versitile BTG's so I've found it to be more miss,than hit when I try to find an escort,and some shouldn't be able to call themselves escorts.Fake pics.False promises in their ads ect ect.....I saw this ad on BP.(A Bottom Lovers Dream)I thought that I finally hit the jackpot.I called,sound real sexy,and engaging over the phone.Gave me the address.no parking near her buliding,had to park so far away,I had to take a cab to get back to her place.I Knock she opens the door.The place is dark as hell,and looked like a storage room.she takes my hand,and guides me threw the mess,till we get to her bedroom.She hits the light switch,this red light comes on,she's as old as Rosa Parks.I look around the room,she turns on this stereo like the one my grandma has at her house,with the record player and the old school cassette player that plays the huge cassettes that look like VHS tapes,all in one.I think their called 8 tracks she said ???.I didn't want to hurt Harriet Tubmans feelings,and run like Usain Bolt to the door.but had to go once I kept hearing something walking across some garbage in the corner.I ask if she had a cat.She said no.Told Her I dont remember if I left my car running.and headed for the door.Thats just one of many horror stories.Felllas lets hear yours

well damn:(

No really bad experiences except a few girls who decided that they wanted to give it up but they didn't have the best "hygiene" if you know what I mean. So I was out with the quickness cause i'm not trying to smell anybody stinkin' ass!!! Sorry but you asked and some tgirls have dirty ass!!!

I have had some terrible expierences, btu i have also had so great ones. My worst expierence was in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I would rather not talk about it though lol.

who has not occasionally got a lil gravy on their meat and potatoes.....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by berto

I have had some terrible expierences, btu i have also had so great ones. My worst expierence was in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I would rather not talk about it though lol.

---

Oh come on, no names but you've opened the door so we all want to hear.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by seanchai

Oh come on, no names but you've opened the door so we all want to hear.

---

Oh ok since you insist. I had to stay in Minneapolis for a two days with nothing to do at all. I had a nice big hotel sweet and was on Eros, Backpage, and craiglists all day calling tgirl escorts to my nice big sweet to fuck me and have a good time. Lets just say two straigh days of being fucked, my ass has never felt the same :D. The last night I was there I found a girl that looked pretty good and she texted. So I texted her. She would not come to my hotel sweet which was understandable and I was O.K. with. She told me to come to her upscale private location, so I take a cab there. When I get there in the apartment building (which was a dump but it didn't bother me) she had me wait outside for 45 minutes in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood. I didn't complain. When we walked up to her 2 room appartment ,she asked me what I liked I told her I LOVE to be fucked and just have a good time. After I said that she instantly told me the price went up 250 more. I was O.K. with because I have that kind of money. She then gave me a list of about 10 rules like I couldn't talk at all, I couldn't cum anywhere besides her ass and if I did she would charge me more, We coudn't do anything other than the floor, and other ridiculous rules. I didn't mind her stupid rules, her ridiculous price, and her having a bad attitude as long as she would fuck me good I would follow what she said. After she sucked my cock with a condom on for about 4 minutes, she asked me if I brought any. I clearly asked her if she had any before I left and if I should get any. She said no any she had plenty. So the rest of of the appointment we used the same condom. I start to suck her cock and that was the only part I enjoyed in the appointment. As I finish that she is about to start fucking me as a knock on he door happens. She asks who it is and it was her boyfriend. She had me hide in her tiny closet naked as they argue for about 50 minutes about how he doesn't like her being an escort and will beat the shit out of her and any dude he catches her with. When he leaves she tells me I have to leave. After being hidden in a closet for 50 minutes and only 15 minutes of an hour that I payed for and she wouldn't give me money back. So I waited 40 more minutes outside in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood wiating for a taxi. She looked so good and was very sexy, but she did all that to me while giving me a poor attitude and treating me like crap. That is one of the reasons why I don't really care how good an escort looks, I would rather have a good attitude any day of the week. Oh yeah and a big dick with that good attiude :D.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by berto

Oh ok since you insist. I had to stay in Minneapolis for a two days with nothing to do at all. I had a nice big hotel sweet and was on Eros, Backpage, and craiglists all day calling tgirl escorts to my nice big sweet to fuck me and have a good time. Lets just say two straigh days of being fucked, my ass has never felt the same :D. The last night I was there I found a girl that looked pretty good and she texted. So I texted her. She would not come to my hotel sweet which was understandable and I was O.K. with. She told me to come to her upscale private location, so I take a cab there. When I get there in the apartment building (which was a dump but it didn't bother me) she had me wait outside for 45 minutes in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood. I didn't complain. When we walked up to her 2 room appartment ,she asked me what I liked I told her I LOVE to be fucked and just have a good time. After I said that she instantly told me the price went up 250 more. I was O.K. with because I have that kind of money. She then gave me a list of about 10 rules like I couldn't talk at all, I couldn't cum anywhere besides her ass and if I did she would charge me more, We coudn't do anything other than the floor, and other ridiculous rules. I didn't mind her stupid rules, her ridiculous price, and her having a bad attitude as long as she would fuck me good I would follow what she said. After she sucked my cock with a condom on for about 4 minutes, she asked me if I brought any. I clearly asked her if she had any before I left and if I should get any. She said no any she had plenty. So the rest of of the appointment we used the same condom. I start to suck her cock and that was the only part I enjoyed in the appointment. As I finish that she is about to start fucking me as a knock on he door happens. She asks who it is and it was her boyfriend. She had me hide in her tiny closet naked as they argue for about 50 minutes about how he doesn't like her being an escort and will beat the shit out of her and any dude he catches her with. When he leaves she tells me I have to leave. After being hidden in a closet for 50 minutes and only 15 minutes of an hour that I payed for and she wouldn't give me money back. So I waited 40 more minutes outside in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood wiating for a taxi. She looked so good and was very sexy, but she did all that to me while giving me a poor attitude and treating me like crap. That is one of the reasons why I don't really care how good an escort looks, I would rather have a good attitude any day of the week. Oh yeah and a big dick with that good attiude :D.

---

Well I bet that's KrAPPIE. :rolleyes: :cool:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by berto

Oh ok since you insist. I had to stay in Minneapolis for a two days with nothing to do at all. I had a nice big hotel sweet and was on Eros, Backpage, and craiglists all day calling tgirl escorts to my nice big sweet to fuck me and have a good time. Lets just say two straigh days of being fucked, my ass has never felt the same :D. The last night I was there I found a girl that looked pretty good and she texted. So I texted her. She would not come to my hotel sweet which was understandable and I was O.K. with. She told me to come to her upscale private location, so I take a cab there. When I get there in the apartment building (which was a dump but it didn't bother me) she had me wait outside for 45 minutes in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood. I didn't complain. When we walked up to her 2 room appartment ,she asked me what I liked I told her I LOVE to be fucked and just have a good time. After I said that she instantly told me the price went up 250 more. I was O.K. with because I have that kind of money. She then gave me a list of about 10 rules like I couldn't talk at all, I couldn't cum anywhere besides her ass and if I did she would charge me more, We coudn't do anything other than the floor, and other ridiculous rules. I didn't mind her stupid rules, her ridiculous price, and her having a bad attitude as long as she would fuck me good I would follow what she said. After she sucked my cock with a condom on for about 4 minutes, she asked me if I brought any. I clearly asked her if she had any before I left and if I should get any. She said no any she had plenty. So the rest of of the appointment we used the same condom. I start to suck her cock and that was the only part I enjoyed in the appointment. As I finish that she is about to start fucking me as a knock on he door happens. She asks who it is and it was her boyfriend. She had me hide in her tiny closet naked as they argue for about 50 minutes about how he doesn't like her being an escort and will beat the shit out of her and any dude he catches her with. When he leaves she tells me I have to leave. After being hidden in a closet for 50 minutes and only 15 minutes of an hour that I payed for and she wouldn't give me money back. So I waited 40 more minutes outside in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood wiating for a taxi. She looked so good and was very sexy, but she did all that to me while giving me a poor attitude and treating me like crap. That is one of the reasons why I don't really care how good an escort looks, I would rather have a good attitude any day of the week. Oh yeah and a big dick with that good attiude :D.

---

Wow, I'd prolly still be locked up! :cool:
On a double! :mad: 4 you!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by berto

Oh ok since you insist. I had to stay in Minneapolis for a two days with nothing to do at all. I had a nice big hotel sweet and was on Eros, Backpage, and craiglists all day calling tgirl escorts to my nice big sweet to fuck me and have a good time. Lets just say two straigh days of being fucked, my ass has never felt the same :D. The last night I was there I found a girl that looked pretty good and she texted. So I texted her. She would not come to my hotel sweet which was understandable and I was O.K. with. She told me to come to her upscale private location, so I take a cab there. When I get there in the apartment building (which was a dump but it didn't bother me) she had me wait outside for 45 minutes in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood. I didn't complain. When we walked up to her 2 room appartment ,she asked me what I liked I told her I LOVE to be fucked and just have a good time. After I said that she instantly told me the price went up 250 more. I was O.K. with because I have that kind of money. She then gave me a list of about 10 rules like I couldn't talk at all, I couldn't cum anywhere besides her ass and if I did she would charge me more, We coudn't do anything other than the floor, and other ridiculous rules. I didn't mind her stupid rules, her ridiculous price, and her having a bad attitude as long as she would fuck me good I would follow what she said. After she sucked my cock with a condom on for about 4 minutes, she asked me if I brought any. I clearly asked her if she had any before I left and if I should get any. She said no any she had plenty. So the rest of of the appointment we used the same condom. I start to suck her cock and that was the only part I enjoyed in the appointment. As I finish that she is about to start fucking me as a knock on he door happens. She asks who it is and it was her boyfriend. She had me hide in her tiny closet naked as they argue for about 50 minutes about how he doesn't like her being an escort and will beat the shit out of her and any dude he catches her with. When he leaves she tells me I have to leave. After being hidden in a closet for 50 minutes and only 15 minutes of an hour that I payed for and she wouldn't give me money back. So I waited 40 more minutes outside in the cold in a sketchy neighborhood wiating for a taxi. She looked so good and was very sexy, but she did all that to me while giving me a poor attitude and treating me like crap. That is one of the reasons why I don't really care how good an escort looks, I would rather have a good attitude any day of the week. Oh yeah and a big dick with that good attiude :D.

---

Here's a few lessons from a guy that let his dick do the thinking ( back in the stroll era):
1) If you can't make a hook-up when you're out of town, for two days, always have a jar of Vaseline (since you like to be lubed up); use it, dream of getting your thang on, bust a good one and all the Disney birds will wake up in the morning.
2) When you're in a different city, have a plan; do your homework before leave home. If all the "escort" sites can't meet your satisfaction, keep an eye on that Vaseline. If an "escort" can't come to your hotel room (with the money you're slinging), don't fuck with her! If you can't entice her (with the money you're slinging), grab the jar of Vaseline and fantisize.
3)And, never, never, when you're in a strange city, take a cab to get your jollies and expect one to be there when you need it just after you've spottered your pants; and you're in Minnesota! You've always got to have a exit plan and a car to get away; rent a car (with the money you're slinging), especially in a strange town and "sketchy" neigborhoods!
When you're in a strange place, remember: You've got to be sensible with that urge; seeing the Disney birds mean you're going to see a sunrise and not the white light and you'll get back home!
But, if seanchai could make you tell that story, you'll take a cab to get scre...!:D
:cool:

I've only had one bad experience I called a chick on eros which was surprising , eros ads are pretty accurate went to a nice hotel went to the room and noticed it was dark in the room. you always know something ain't right when the chick or in this case the guy hides behind the door when it's opened . I got one look at him typical nigga with a wig what was so bad is that he tried to put lipstick on
kinda reminded of the bugs bunny cartoons when bugs tried to dress up as a women. fact. guys can't put lipstick on!! I said to him man you don't look nuthin like the ad! he put on this pityful face on and I walked out. 5 minutes later as I get to my car he calls me! says he's sorry and wants me to come back up for a drink WTF??!!!
I told him not to call my number no more and drove the fuck off!

havin been with 2many escorts
but i have had 2 bad experiences 1 with an escort and 1 with an non escort
first da non escort story
i was talkin 2 this 1 girl on a social networking and something should have told me not 2 because even though she was pretty she still looked a lil mannish but her gender was under female( which was odd because on this site u can pick transgender/transsexual as your gender) we talked and she told me where she stayed which wasn't 2 far from where i was at( which i dont do....i got family that is known in the surrounding area and i dont want them 2 find out)
anyway she told me 2 come over and i did but i didnt tell her i was in a car and when i drove by her house i see a bunch of goons on da corners and on her frontsteps long story short i didnt meet her
and i was a lil curious and i had her email address so i logged into myspace and searched dat email and it turned out 2 b a fat gay guy

now the escort story
i met her on craigslist and i decided 2 give her a call
we talk and since she was close by the blue line
she wasnt very far and i went there and the place was in a nice neighborhood but this block was sketchy
i could feel something wasn't right but i was thinkin with my dick instead of my brain
i walked in da apartment and a guy was past out drunk and some guy was beatin his woman then i got 2 her apartment then and she answered and let me in. she was hot and da photos were accurate but wen i was walkin 2 da bathroom she whispered 2 me her boyfriend was in da bedroom so i was like "ok i just want sum head anyway" then the guy came out there and yelled at her 2 com in da bedroom so thats wen i took off

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by babyjesus

I've only had one bad experience I called a chick on eros which was surprising , eros ads are pretty accurate went to a nice hotel went to the room and noticed it was dark in the room. you always know something ain't right when the chick or in this case the guy hides behind the door when it's opened . I got one look at him typical nigga with a wig what was so bad is that he tried to put lipstick on
kinda reminded of the bugs bunny cartoons when bugs tried to dress up as a women. fact. guys can't put lipstick on!! I said to him man you don't look nuthin like the ad! he put on this pityful face on and I walked out. 5 minutes later as I get to my car he calls me! says he's sorry and wants me to come back up for a drink WTF??!!!
I told him not to call my number no more and drove the fuck off!

---

I just cant shake the ODB avatar along with the story. I can actually see him telling this...lol