Hey Natalia..

I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion! :)

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis! ;)

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!. :D

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normous

I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion! :)

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis! ;)

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!. :D

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Damn Dixie, okay we get it!!!! Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? You're trying really hard to convince the readers that you're not a bottom. Normally, the train with the loudest engine is the one with the loose caboose. LOL!!!!!

Just teasin with you Dixie. As you will soon see, we tease each other a lot on the forums. Later homie.

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normous

I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion! :)

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis! ;)

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!. :D

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Uhh good luck with that Nat rarely bottoms..

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Originally Posted by kilakali

Uhh good luck with that Nat rarely bottoms..

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As putty in the Promethian hands of a master pipe-layer, she'll soon find out that she can willingly get used to just about anything! :)

I'm working on her wedding sack!

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normous

As putty in the Promethian hands of a master pipe-layer, she'll soon find out that she can willingly get used to just about anything! :)

I'm working on her wedding sack!

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lol you are funny now bend over lol

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Originally Posted by TSNATALIACOXXX

lol you are funny now bend over lol

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Give me time and I'll bet I can not only worm my way into your heart, but win you over to my way of thinking. I'm cock-sure of it!! :)

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Originally Posted by TSNATALIACOXXX

lol you are funny now bend over lol

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Natalia, I can't begin to tell you how relieved I am to learn that you have a good sense of humor, because you're going to need that sense of humor to survive being married to me long enough to break my personal existing record. :D

of me there in the ways you like to see me

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Originally Posted by TSNATALIACOXXX

of me there in the ways you like to see me

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Well, I'll be quite honest, Princess. Once we're together, there isn't going to be any of this:


http://shemalebondagevideo.com/wp-co...mination-2.jpg


And DEFINITELY none of this:

http://www.grooby.com/blog/wp-conten..._vic2pk092.jpg

That's OUT altogether!

But the upside is that there's gonna' be Puh-lenty of this:

http://tgirls.com/blog/wp-content/up...x-hardcore.jpg

and lots of this:

http://www.godivatgirls.net/blacktgi...acoxx3110x.jpg

and so much of this that you're going to have to wear a bib for most of the day!:

http://tgirls.com/blog/wp-content/up...-hardcore4.jpg

:)

LOL!! This has to be the best play-by-play post I've seen in these forums since, well... since my previous membership a while ago!

Okay, back to lurking. ;)

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normous

Well, I'll be quite honest, Princess. Once we're together, there isn't going to be any of this:

But the upside is that there's gonna' be Puh-lenty of this:

http://tgirls.com/blog/wp-content/up...x-hardcore.jpg

and lots of this:

http://www.godivatgirls.net/blacktgi...acoxx3110x.jpg

and so much of this that you're going to have to wear a bib for most of the day!:

http://tgirls.com/blog/wp-content/up...-hardcore4.jpg

:)

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HA...i saw that scene...he was laying into that chocolate ass something serious...let her come to houston, she'll think that dude was a walk in the park...

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Originally Posted by thegreat1

HA...i saw that scene...he was laying into that chocolate ass something serious...let her come to houston, she'll think that dude was a walk in the park...

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Then presumably she'll know what The Rock is cookin' no?

Lol I kid.

If I was sure that, Natalia would one day give up on her profession as a pneumatic driller then I would also be trying to shit diamonds just Dixie suggested :p But I know she loves to drill way too much! Then again.. who doesn't ;)

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Originally Posted by thepiedpiper

Then presumably she'll know what The Rock is cookin' no?

Lol I kid.

If I was sure that, Natalia would one day give up on her profession as a pneumatic driller then I would also be trying to shit diamonds just Dixie suggested :p But I know she loves to drill way too much! Then again.. who doesn't ;)

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Natalia will be so thankful that my bubble butt is so tight from 800 pound squats and guarding my prized, vise-like sphincter against all forms of posterior entry, because I can actually squeezed coal into diamonds at my bride to be's behest! :eek:

Undoubtedly, the bling will go a long way to mollify her newly-stifled addiction to deep-drilling. Once we're married, I'll be the master pipe-layer of the house, and I ain't just whistlin' "Dixie". :)

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normous

Natalia will be so thankful that my bubble butt is so tight from 800 pound squats and guarding my prized, vise-like sphincter against all forms of posterior entry, because I can actually squeezed coal into diamonds at my bride to be's behest! :eek:

Undoubtedly, the bling will go a long way to mollify her newly-stifled addiction to deep-drilling. Once we're married, I'll be the master pipe-layer of the house, and I ain't just whistlin' "Dixie". :)

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Although I hear Natalia does a stern job with that drilling I have also been told that she has enrolled in plumbing school so I hope for your sake she doesnt graduate as there is gonna be a rather large conflict of intrest there! ;)

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Originally Posted by thepiedpiper

Although I hear Natalia does a stern job with that drilling I have also been told that she has enrolled in plumbing school so I hope for your sake she doesnt graduate as there is gonna be a rather large conflict of intrest there! ;)

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TWO deep-drilling, master pipe-layers in the same household? The neighbors will call us Black & Dickher! :D

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Originally Posted by Dixie Normous

TWO deep-drilling, master pipe-layers in the same household? The neighbors will call us Black & Dickher! :D

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lol :) good one