Do you ever get horny, and need a physical release.

But you don't want to just masturbate, and you want something more fulfilling
than a hook up.

Sorta like when you get hungry, sure you could go to Mickey Ds, hell you
could even have a candy bar or a piece of fruit, but you'e craving for
something else.

And of course you could go cook yourself something, ie. masturbate, but you
ain't feeling your own cooking at the moment.

Guess it's those times that you wish there was someone else in the house to
cook with, someone whose cooking you trusted, cause you don't just eat
anyone's cooking.