I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion!

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis!

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!.