What it do pimpin' (that's ebonics for 'How are you my friends')?

Admittedly, I have been out of touch when it comes to what's hot and who's who in the ts game right now. Work and other commitments have kept me from really being able to follow the leader(s). Seems like some big names have fallen off the map and some new ones have emerged.

That being said, in an effort to keep this post lite and informative, I need your help. Being an ass man (and some would argue asshole), I wanna know (read: see) who your top 2 asses are in the black (I.e. English speaking) ts game right now. I don't care if you prefer donkey's, onions, apples, or flat asses, just post up who your top 2 are right now.

Dueces :-) <