Should make that sh!t known to people before someobody like myself waste my time.

Went to see this super f'n hot tgirl this past weekend and she is like "I have not been fucked in a month or so"

Im like "really?"

She is like "yeah, most guys I see want me to fuck them or they just wanna suck my dick"

Im like "OK im a 100% top and I came to wax that ass.....bend over"

So she lubs up, I smack on a magnum and put my dick in her and she is like "Ooooo....baby, its too big and uncomfortable...this aint gonna work tonight"

Im not saying any names, but talk about a big fucking let down.

Kind of like getting ready to drive the car of your dreams and somebody says "oh the fuel pump is out for servicing and the car is not driveable...just sit in it and pretend"

In the end, I got some head and a "thigh job"

Thank goodness for the ganja to keep me cool.