Some Of Your Worst Excort Experiences

[babyjesus]

I've only had one bad experience I called a chick on eros which was surprising , eros ads are pretty accurate went to a nice hotel went to the room and noticed it was dark in the room. you always know something ain't right when the chick or in this case the guy hides behind the door when it's opened . I got one look at him typical nigga with a wig what was so bad is that he tried to put lipstick on
kinda reminded of the bugs bunny cartoons when bugs tried to dress up as a women. fact. guys can't put lipstick on!! I said to him man you don't look nuthin like the ad! he put on this pityful face on and I walked out. 5 minutes later as I get to my car he calls me! says he's sorry and wants me to come back up for a drink WTF??!!!
I told him not to call my number no more and drove the fuck off!

[Nassau]

havin been with 2many escorts
but i have had 2 bad experiences 1 with an escort and 1 with an non escort
first da non escort story
i was talkin 2 this 1 girl on a social networking and something should have told me not 2 because even though she was pretty she still looked a lil mannish but her gender was under female( which was odd because on this site u can pick transgender/transsexual as your gender) we talked and she told me where she stayed which wasn't 2 far from where i was at( which i dont do....i got family that is known in the surrounding area and i dont want them 2 find out)
anyway she told me 2 come over and i did but i didnt tell her i was in a car and when i drove by her house i see a bunch of goons on da corners and on her frontsteps long story short i didnt meet her
and i was a lil curious and i had her email address so i logged into myspace and searched dat email and it turned out 2 b a fat gay guy

now the escort story
i met her on craigslist and i decided 2 give her a call
we talk and since she was close by the blue line
she wasnt very far and i went there and the place was in a nice neighborhood but this block was sketchy
i could feel something wasn't right but i was thinkin with my dick instead of my brain
i walked in da apartment and a guy was past out drunk and some guy was beatin his woman then i got 2 her apartment then and she answered and let me in. she was hot and da photos were accurate but wen i was walkin 2 da bathroom she whispered 2 me her boyfriend was in da bedroom so i was like "ok i just want sum head anyway" then the guy came out there and yelled at her 2 com in da bedroom so thats wen i took off

[kilakali]

I've only had one bad experience I called a chick on eros which was surprising , eros ads are pretty accurate went to a nice hotel went to the room and noticed it was dark in the room. you always know something ain't right when the chick or in this case the guy hides behind the door when it's opened . I got one look at him typical nigga with a wig what was so bad is that he tried to put lipstick on
kinda reminded of the bugs bunny cartoons when bugs tried to dress up as a women. fact. guys can't put lipstick on!! I said to him man you don't look nuthin like the ad! he put on this pityful face on and I walked out. 5 minutes later as I get to my car he calls me! says he's sorry and wants me to come back up for a drink WTF??!!!
I told him not to call my number no more and drove the fuck off!

I just cant shake the ODB avatar along with the story. I can actually see him telling this...lol