Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normous View Post
I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion!

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis!

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!.
Damn Dixie, okay we get it!!!! Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? You're trying really hard to convince the readers that you're not a bottom. Normally, the train with the loudest engine is the one with the loose caboose. LOL!!!!!

Just teasin with you Dixie. As you will soon see, we tease each other a lot on the forums. Later homie.