Hey Natalia..

[Dixie Normous]

I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion!

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis!

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!.

[vidman]

I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion!

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis!

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!.

Damn Dixie, okay we get it!!!! Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? You're trying really hard to convince the readers that you're not a bottom. Normally, the train with the loudest engine is the one with the loose caboose. LOL!!!!!

Just teasin with you Dixie. As you will soon see, we tease each other a lot on the forums. Later homie.

[kilakali]

I was looking at your website and I agree, you look stunning with the red hair/wig/weave! So good in fact that if we ever get married, and stranger things have happened to me I can assure you, PLEASE promise me that you'll don the red hair/weave/wig for that blessed occassion!

The only thing to remember is that my ass is not user friendly, so I'll be doing all the pipe-laying with the heavy gauge pipe, tearing that ass up on a twice per deim basis!

My ass is uncharted territory, and that's why my sphincter is like a fucking vise, I can squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond for you, and I aim to keep it that way. My sphincter is so tight that when I fart, bats fly into each other, no shit!.

Uhh good luck with that Nat rarely bottoms..

[Dixie Normous]

Uhh good luck with that Nat rarely bottoms..

As putty in the Promethian hands of a master pipe-layer, she'll soon find out that she can willingly get used to just about anything!

I'm working on her wedding sack!

[TSNATALIACOXXX]

As putty in the Promethian hands of a master pipe-layer, she'll soon find out that she can willingly get used to just about anything!

I'm working on her wedding sack!

lol you are funny now bend over lol

[Dixie Normous]

lol you are funny now bend over lol

Give me time and I'll bet I can not only worm my way into your heart, but win you over to my way of thinking. I'm cock-sure of it!!

[Dixie Normous]

lol you are funny now bend over lol

Natalia, I can't begin to tell you how relieved I am to learn that you have a good sense of humor, because you're going to need that sense of humor to survive being married to me long enough to break my personal existing record.

[TSNATALIACOXXX]

of me there in the ways you like to see me

[Dixie Normous]

of me there in the ways you like to see me

Well, I'll be quite honest, Princess. Once we're together, there isn't going to be any of this:





And DEFINITELY none of this:



That's OUT altogether!

But the upside is that there's gonna' be Puh-lenty of this:



and lots of this:



and so much of this that you're going to have to wear a bib for most of the day!:

[Zer0PaGE]

LOL!! This has to be the best play-by-play post I've seen in these forums since, well... since my previous membership a while ago!

Okay, back to lurking.