Quote Originally Posted by TVSURFER View Post
Concentrate on the subject matter, instead of you, you've got to be kidding every swinging dick on this board!?! Ever since you've been here, it's been all about you! First it was your dick erection remedy, now bench pressing and fisting mom's old Kelvenator; lighten up, please! It makes me think you didn't get enough attention as a kid, so you went to the "I'll show them" mentality of bulging chests and biceps! That story has played out on the back of comic books in the Joe Weider ads when comics were in vogue!
I believe no one wants to know if you can put your fist through a fridge or climb a tree faster than any human! What human wants to do that but a giant semian named King Kong!

If you can somehow refrain from joining the hecklers with off-topic posts, you can have these nice balloons:



BTW, it's KelvInator.