Yeah, a lot of that dialog is moronic. The most used words are "fuck" and "shit". I wonder what it means psychologically that those words go together in one thought (?). But I did know this one girl who talked like that during sex when she got into it. Fun girl but she didn't last.

How about some porn dialog like this:

"Oooo ... I'm in a state of ecstacy !"

"I am delirious with desire !"

"Reeeeeeproduction is imminent !" (emphasis on 1st word)

(wistfully) "Sigh. At times like this I wish I could freeze time."