Turbocharging your pickle

[Dixie Normous]

I'm a 21st century Kamakazi when it comes to steroids and Viagra related substrates. My belief is that anything worth doing is worth overdoing. I've done alot of experimenting along these lines in my quest to acheive ultimate muscular density/strength amd the ultimate roaring Johnson.
So since most of us on this forum do happen to be the possessor of a pickle, here's my recipe for an erection and ejaculation that you'll remember for the rest of your born days (if you survive it)!:

Things you'll need:

1 quart of orange juice
12 packets of sugar
200 mg of Viagra
2 Niacin capsules
20 units of Humulin R Reg. Insulin
1 insulin syringe and 28 gauge needle
1 pharmaceutical dose (8 mg.) of Yohimbine
2 100 mg. capsules of Vanadyl sulfate

On standby: 12 more packets of sugar, a box of Oreo cookies, and another quart of OJ (in case you crash to the floor fucking).

There's a certain order and timing here that will produce an erection you can saw through steel with and produce such a mind-blowing ejaculation that it'll look like a cock-a-too flew out of your whang when you cum and you'll cum so hard that your prostate will feel like it shot out of your pee-hole! If there's a squirrel in the room, he'll think it's a fucking walnut and run off with it.

[tslover65]

A syringe?! It's not that serious bro.

[Dixie Normous]

A syringe?! It's not that serious bro.

Power fucking with the heavy gauge pipe IS serious business! It really leaves a lasting impression that keeps them coming back for more and more.

Anyway, the syringe isn't for anything arcane. It's only an insulin syringe, with onlly a 28 gauge (ultra-thin) needle to inject 10 iu. of insulin under the skin (at an angle) of the abdomen.
It has nothing to do with injecting the pickle.

Alot of folks are unaware that insulin is used as an anabolic by pro bodybuilders. Insulin escorts the carbs right into the muscles especially following a heavy workout with a high carb meal!

In the viagra/niacin/Yohimbe scenario, the insulin turbocharges those substances right into the blood stream and tissue, while the vanadyl is alo am insulin mimicker for a double boost!

[TVSURFER]

A couple of 8oz glasses of water has done this dude just fine! You know H2O, oxygen in the blood stream! I 'm not going to those extremes just get ole Cylde up to do some serious bruisin'! Plus, I don't want the pharmacist to push the red FDA button when I make the order for all that shit! The orange juice is cool with some Gray Goose! That'll really get the party started!

[Dixie Normous]

A couple of 8oz glasses of water has done this dude just fine! You know H2O, oxygen in the blood stream! I 'm not going to those extremes just get ole Cylde up to do some serious bruisin'! Plus, I don't want the pharmacist to push the red FDA button when I make the order for all that shit! The orange juice is cool with some Gray Goose! That'll really get the party started!

My pickle actually works real well without it. Just like a Porsche without a turbo. Still runs great, BUT, think of it this way.. when you stick a twin turbo on that little Porsche engine and let Louie Ruf's crew tune it up, magic happens!

Fucking with the pickle-turbos churning at full boost is an eye opening experience! And everything on that list I mentioned is available OTC at better Vitamin shops; Yohimbe, niacin, Vanadyl Sulfate, and a deli. Viagra can be bought online and even the Humulin R insulin can be bought OTC at most pharmacies! A needle is the only thing you need an RX for, unless you have a bodybuilding or powerlifting buddy on gear that can give you one.

[bigdicki]

Um... I'm starting to think, in the words of my homey 'Surf, that you are a LOON. Gimme a redbull and I'm straight.... if that.

[kilakali]

I perfer the old fashion lustmones to kick in with an ETA of 0.9 seconds. No enhancements needed.

[kilakali]

Um... I'm starting to think, in the words of my homey 'Surf, that you are a LOON. Gimme a redbull and I'm straight.... if that.

LOL... He reminds me of a twisted verison of Surfer like Bizarro is to Superman.

[Ms Remy M]

I shudder at the thought that you are not only promoting abusing drugs, but you don't even bother to inform people of the likely negative side effects. Any fools thinking of trying your half ass directions is liable to end up having a seizure or coronary infarction. A proper diet and daily exercise and you'll have just as good a sexual experince.

[Dixie Normous]

I shudder at the thought that you are not only promoting abusing drugs, but you don't even bother to inform people of the likely negative side effects. Any fools thinking of trying your half ass directions is liable to end up having a seizure or coronary infarction. A proper diet and daily exercise and you'll have just as good a sexual experince.

I didn't give any directions. Just listed the components, which are actually all classified as fairly common vasodialators, including the insulin! Aside from the Viagra, which I'm sure that most adults worldwide are already familiar with, everything on that list, including the insulin ARE AVAILABLE OVER THE COUNTER AT MOST VITAMIN SHOPS AND CHAIN PHARMACIES WORLDWIDE

So as far as promoting drug abuse, it should be painfully obvious, even to you, after I've pointed this out, that you haven't the slighest clue as to what the fuck you're talking about, unless you're convinced taking vitamin supplements is drug abuse.

Or was it the orange juice and sugar that you consider a drug?